Because Billy Mays is dead.

POOR, POOR BILLY MAYS. I FEEL LIKE I AM
 GOING TO CRY.

R.I.P. Billy.

I shall.. DO SOMETHING NAO. XD

Lawlz

Lawlz

Lawlz

... Did it work...?

EDIT- Teh win! It does!! Alright, now that that's settled....